THE SNUGGLY MOOGLE

Oh, great googly moogly!

Welcome to the wonderful and tacky Snuggly Moogle maid café, home of all the yummy and delectable treats one’s tummy could ever desire!

We hope to service you to the best of our abilities, so please take a look around our website for any importantly information you need to know (as well as look at our delicious menu!)

Please enjoy your stay, kupo!

About us

The Snuggly Moogle started as a small apartment out in the Goblet, just a small side project to the blonde dancing catte! Over many months, it has grown from a single room in an apartment, and gradually grown into larger and larger property, where we are now located in a large property once again within the Goblet!

Now, it is a sanctuary for all the lovely and dorky misfits who need a place to make a living while wearing super cute maid and butler uniforms! We only want the best for our babes. The doors are always open to any and all people looking to start a life for themselves and desire the coin, even if it is just a stepping stone until they can pursue their ultimate dream!

As for its wonderful customers and regulars, it is the epitome of a hungry man’s haven. Not only does it sell and serve all the treats anyone could want (for fatally fair prices), but it also has an overwhelming abundance of free samples. All treats are made fresh every day, and all meals and drinks are made to order.

All day-old treats are donated to the local orphanage and homeless shelter.

Drinks

All drinks are virgin unless specified otherwise, or requested to have some alcohol added!

Sheep's Milk Hot Cocoa
Karakul Ewe freshly milked, mixed with our freshly shaved dark chocolate. Never such thing as too much chocolate!

Tea (Hingan, Alpine, or Glade)
Variety from all over. Relax like only a Moogle can.

Fruit Juice
Name a fruit, and... you'll probably get juice from it!

Xionn's Signature La Noscean Lemonade
A tangy, sour... sweet... juicy drink served on ice, full of that tart lemon flavor all of us are looking for!

Pink's Own Pink Lemonade
Want something sour that's a little more fruity? We added rolanberries to our signature lemonade to make it all the sweeter!

Blue Mage Bubble Tea
Wide selection of bubble flavors available. Action Learned! Now enjoy.
Literally just pick a fruit or milk tea flavor, and we probably have it!

Wyvern Egg Nogg Egg
Wyvern eggs whisked with cinnamon, coconut milk, and evaporated milk. Drink responsibly!

Good King Moggle Mog Milkshake
The sweetest of milkshakes we have to offer...courtesy of the good king, kupo! (Be careful! It's as big as your head!)

Snurpleberry Smoothie
Sweet, frozen snurpleberries blended together with our signature fruity mix using the only best ice crystal from Coerthas!

Rolanberry Daiquiri
Rolanberries crushed and mixed with other fruit juices. Just keep them rolan.

Cactuar Cocktail
Don't let the green fool you, this all herbal drink is not made of cactuars.
*1000 needles not included.

Aleport's Rootbeer Float
A classic float from the aged barrels in Aleport's cellar, for you fancy pants.

Mixed drinks

As the Snuggly Moogle Expands, so too does our wide variety of treats! We now offer special alcoholic beverages.

Rainbow Rush
A drink of layered liquids with rolanberry liquer, La Noscean Orange Juice, Spiked Lemonade, Hingan Midori Melon Liquer, Snurpleberry Blue Liquer, and a sweet grape wine. How do they make it layer so well? That's a Moogle Magic secret!

Moogle Mudslide
Coffee Liquer, Ishgardian Vodka, and Highlander Cream Liquer.

Forest Black and Tan
Ivalician Greatwood stout poured gently over Gridanian Pale Ale to make a nice two layered beer beverage.

Sangrine's Sangria
A home brewed fruity sweet wine. Slices of fruit, soaked in alcohol are an optional addition to the drink.

White Ronso
Coffee Liquer, Ivalician Vodka, and heavy cream.

Pinktini
Vodka, Rolanberry Schnapps, and Cointreau, mixed together in a tall necked glass with a split Rolanberry on the side. Salted glass optional.

Moghome Ice Tea
A mix of gin, vodka, rum, tequila, whisky, and fizzy lemon-lime juice. Served extra chilled.

Brian's Hard Lemonade
Sour, sweet, and a generous amount of vodka added.

Well Drink Liquors
Gridanian Whisky
Thanalan Vodka
La Noscean Rum
Costa Del Sol Tequila
Ul'dahn Gin
Coerthan Cointreau

Wines
Hingan Sake
Doman Plum Wine
Wineport Red & White
Shroud Muscadine Wine
Fruit Wines
(Apple, Peach, Rolanberry, Pineapple, Cherry, Dandelion)

top shelf drinks

If your gil purse can handle it, we can pour it!

Haillenarte Grande Reserve
An Ishgardian "Abbey Ale", rich in flavors, dinstinct fizz that will tantalize your tongue.

Twelveswood Scotch
Brewed from the water running through the wondrous mosses of the Shroud, this whisky has a distinct flavor from the grains used in it and peat moss the water filters through. Black, Gold, and Blue label available.

Perron Tequila
Tequila from agave fruits of the rarest variety near Costa Del Sol. Distilled with care. A pirate may trade their ship for a single case of this tequila!

Gray Dodo Vodka
Smooth flavor that goes down easily. It will leave a nice warm feeling in your tummy without the burn in the throat.

Vintage Wineport Red Reserve
The most famous wine of Eorzea, and the most expensive.

Breakfast

The King's Plate
Golden platter not included but it does come with delicious dodo eggs, bacon, smoked sausage and three layers of fluffy pancakes.

Pom Puff Pancakes
These are standard pancakes mixed with a little magic, giving them a fluffier, softer taste and texture. Not to mention the rainbow sprinkles!

Opo-Opo Omelette
Ever seen an Opo-Opo make one? Us neither but the 3 egg folded goodness comes topped with Ul'dah salsa, mushrooms and caramelized onions.

Hyur Hasbrowns
Itty bitty tatos cut into the tiniest sticks and tossed around on the flat top in olive oil, salt and pepper, and filled with sausage, just like mama would make.

Roegadyn Breakfast for Two
Or one depending on how big and strong you are. Similar to the king's plate just lots more meat with sausage, hams, eggs, and salmon lox spread on Highlander bread.

Chocobo Choco-Chip Muffins
Delicately baked to resemble our favorite birds The muffins come in a variety of colors but all with a simple chocolate chip pound cake center.

Callie's Croissants
Callie has poured all her love into these super soft crescents. Fall in love when you spread some butter on them!

Faerie Dusted Waffles
Fluffy red velvet style waffles with a pink powdered sugar lightly dusted over the top. Don't tell Eos or Selene.

Snacks & Appetizers

Phoenix Baked Bacon Loaves
Sourdough bread baked with the intensity of a phoenix, embedded with large and thick chunks of bacon.

Alpine Cheese Board
An assortment of cheese freshly imported from Ishgard. Served on a wooden board with a variety of different crackers.

Raen Rice Cakes
Whole grain brown rice baked to a crisp, lightly salted. A perfect and light snack for the road!

Bunny Buns
Savory herb yeast rolls that would make any adventurer's mouth salivate! Served with sweet cream spread.

Blue Cheese Stuffed Bomb Peppers
Spicy sausage, creamy blue cheese, and hot bomb peppers. A confusing snack that'll send your tastebuds mixed signals, for sure.

Chocobo Hot Wings
Hot wings like you might find in any other tavern, but with our own spicy moogleffalo sauce!
*Not made with real chocobo.

Kale's Nutty Sweet Kale Salad
Shroud Kale, Robe Lettuce, Persimmon Slices, Mirror Apple Slices, Honey Roasted Almonds, Blue Cheese, and a house made Snurpleberry Balsamic Vinaigrette. Snack and Meal sizes available.

Popoto Fries
Those nice, fried... fries that everyone loves!

Savory Sauces
Catsup
Barbecue Sauce
Mayonnaise
Honey Mustard
Melted Cheese Sauce
Curry Paste
Rolanberry Jelly

The sweets

Tonberry Tart
A typical rolanberry tart with a golden, flaky crust to hold it together.

Quintuple Pom Dango
Have you ever seen a moogle with 5 poms? We haven't either. Far Eastern style dumplings made from machiko, sweet rice flour, served on a skewer of 5.

Chocobo Chocobars
The most rich and decadent fudge brownie so your mouth may ever have the pleasure of tasting! Beware of all the cavities!

Moogle Mousse Cake
You really can never have too much chocolate, and this is perfect for any chocolate lover! This cake... really doesn’t seem like cake as much as it does a cup of brownie batter with whipped cream on top.

Paissa Parfait
A concoction of vanilla yogurt, snurpleberry jam, and fresh oats all served in a pretty glass cup!
*Comes with a fancy spoon.

The Carbuncle's Delight
You’ve never seen a banana split look so good before! And, wait... why does it sparkle?

Couerl Cat Cakes
Palm-sized vanilla sponge cakes with a healthy dose of icing coating it with fun designs of all sorts of mythical creatures, kupo!

Lalafell's Lemon & Lavender Loaf
The mixture of lemon and lavender combined make a fluffy pastry deserving to be dessert orbreakfast.

Baby Behemoth Bonbons
A tray of different flavored bite-sized delights. Flavors include but are not limited to: chocolate, vanilla, rolanberry, cookies and cream, and coffee.

Minty Moogle Ice Cream
A waffle cone stacked with three scoops of mint chocolate chip ice cream for the Great King Moggle Mog himself!

The Twelve... Layer Chocolate Cake
A chocolate cake of epic proportions! This thing stands at a massive fulm high, each layer separated by a different type of frosting to accentuate the flavors of each tier of fudge-filled goodness.

Fruit Pie with Callie Catte's Signature Pie Crust
A slice of pie (or the whole thing if desired) stuffed full of yummy fruit filling.
Flavors: apple, rolanberry, blueberry, cherry, banana cream, snurpleberry

Fruit Salad (Kupo!)
A bowl full of assorted and diced fruits for your pleasure. Covered in your choice of sauce. (Listed below.)

Silly Willy Scones
A flaky scone filled with cream cheese and your choice of fruit: apple, rolanberry, blueberry, snurpleberry, and banana.

Sweet Sauces
Caramel
Chocolate
Hot Fudge
Peanut Butter
Honey

Entrees & Dinner

Each item comes with choice of one side from Snacks menu.

Dodo Cutlets
Thinly sliced dodo slabs, marinated in a garlic and herb infused mixture before being pan seared to mouthwatering perfection.

Post Moogle Special Delivery
A big juicy steak wrapped in bacon with a side of steamed broccolette and millioncorn. Complete with moogle letter opener knife to cut into your treat!

Juliet’s Flamin’ Forest Fiesta Curry
A spicy curry with Aldgoat steak chunks, hot Thanalan Bomb finger spice, sweet rolanberry glaze, carrots, a sprinkle of rosemarry, chopped onions, thinly sliced popotos, and topped with a few drops of Black Shroud Whiskey.
(Non-spicy, whisky-free, and vegetarian options available upon request)

Gridanian Hot Pot
Dodo stock, water, vinegar, soy sauce, seasame oil, ginger, and garlic all boiled together in a large pot before the dodo chunks and noodles are added.
*Vegetarian options available at request.

Mega Megalo Crab Legs
Garlic lemon butter crab legs boiled to nothing but a tender, meaty mess beneath that hard shell.
*Shell crackers provided.

Southern Shroud Rainbow Trout
Rainbow Trout caught in the Shroud, grilled skin on and slathered in yak butter, with side of mashed popotoes, steamed millioncorn and caramelized onions.

Savory Sauces
Catsup
Barbecue Sauce
Mayonnaise
Honey Mustard
Melted Cheese Sauce
Curry Paste
Rolanberry Jelly

important information
...kupo!

We are the Snuggly Moogle Maid Café located at
the Lavender Beds Ward 14 Plot 31.

We are a venue that accepts private rentals for any sort of party you may desire, and we can provide any housing food item per request for a discount for our customers for any catered events, at our café or elsewhere.. This includes Eternity Cakes (up to 5 at one time), though we will only display those in our own house.

For any information regarding private rentals or catering, please contact either of the FC leaders at Liathen#1337 / Izanami the Inviter#9085 on discord or in-game at L’aethen Sangrine / Hye-jin Cho

♥ Thank you for taking the time to read this, kupo! ♥

customer expectations

If a staff member requests that you leave the premises on account of misbehavior (in character or out of character), respect their wishes and do as they say.

Leave all your weapons at the door, or simply do not bring any with you. This is a café. There is no need for them on the Snuggly Moogle's property.

All menu items must be paid for before the customer leaves the café. (All payment is in character only. No real gil required unless stated otherwise. However, feel free to tip your servers as you please.)

Don't touch the maids or butlers, and they won't touch you. Please respect everyone's personal boundaries.


... Man, this all sounds really serious! We just want everyone to have a good time in a safe environment, kupo! Please enjoy your stay~!

FC information &
How to join

We are a heavily roleplay-focused FC, GC Rank 8, with FC housing, and require all members to be over the age of 18 years old out of character. This is to promote mature behavior out of character, and not because there will be any coordinated mature roleplay themes at events or roleplays in the FC.

An IC interview is required to join the Snuggly Moogle, however people are more than welcome to officially join in-game prior to this after an OOC interview process. This is to guage the style and experience of roleplay you posess, however we do accept people of any skill level, lore knowledge, or game experience.

For any information regarding recruitment, please contact either FC leader at Liathen#1337 / Izanami the Inviter#9085 on discord or in-game on our characters, L'aethen Sangrine / Hye-jin Cho. This will be the quickest way to have any of your concerns addressed as soon as possible.

♥ We hope to hear from you, kupo! ♥